I'm really glad I caught myself just
before I would've put soft soap on my toothbrush.
I went to the mall with a friend yesterday and, after about an hour, I was really wiped out. I was trudging along at the speed of snail. On the drive home I just randomly blurted out, "I'm tired."
My friend sarcastically responded, "Really? I would've never guessed by all that perky enthusiasm you're showing."
Me, "Well I hide it well."