I know the truth - Its ALIENS!!

[daized]

Seriously, forget Pernicious Anemia and Hypothyroid, I was abducted by aliens! From actual Alia!!

1 - Feel like I haven't actually been to sleep for a month. - because they take you at night, right!!
2 - Arms full of injection marks - Experimentation!!
3 - feel breathless - because I'm no longer used to Earth's Atmosphere!!
4 - lost memories and confusion - They are stealing my thoughts!!!
5 - Keep falling over - because I'm no longer used to Earth Gravity, obviously!!
6 - Picking up alien interference in my head - They speaking in constant low level droning or buzzing with the occasional high pitched whistling - I HEAR THEM!!!

I need Sculder and Mully on the case, stat!

DAIZED. Or am I?

[hampster]

Brilliant. You're forgetting one final point:

- Everyone thinks you're crazy and insists it's all in your head!

[daized]

Convo with the Doc after telling him about my alien abduction symptoms....

Me - So, you think it could be aliens then?

Doc - Certainly can't be ruled out. There is a lot of literature on the subject, and I'm a big fan of The Xfiles. (pause) ... and its not like you're telling me its all down to some bloody ridiculous vitamin deficiency, eh...

(cue comedy wah wah wah)

[BeeNumber12]

Great differential diagnosis, Daized. I have no doubt we can find more sympathy and belief in our problems if we use Alien Abduction to explain our strange condition.

Dorothy

[daized]

Like most issues I've experienced (no stranger to depression, possibly bipolar as I have had manic episodes) just seems to fine tune my sense of the ridiculous. Had so much tinnitus this morning I thought about trying to tune in to a station. With my luck though it'd be some dreadful monster of a station that plays only novelty records and prank calls.

daized xx

[jenny]

Hey you are spot on with your diagnoses, now we can all relax and forget the self injections. I do fear the alien probe though Maybe the worst is yet to come????? Great post, Jenny